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Dallas Stars new mascot is a ... thing?

The Dallas Stars unveiled a new mascot named Victor E. Green for the new season, and he is pretty difficult to classify.

The Dallas Stars unveiled a new mascot named Victor E. Green for the new season, and he is pretty difficult to classify.

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Some fans took to Twitter to try to suss out exactly what Victor is.

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Luckily, Extra Mustard has used its extensive knowledge of mascot taxonomy to discover Victor E. Green's exact DNA and he is two parts Phillie Phanatic, one part Fraggle. You are welcome.

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Uga VIII
Rameses
Bevo
Sir Big Spur
Ralphie
Butler Blue
Tusk II
The Falcon (with Bill Parcells)
Reveille VIII
Mike VI
Cam The Ram
Bully
Smokey IX
Bill (XXXIII) the Goat
Handsome Dan
Boomer and Sooner
Traveler
Peruna VII
Lady

Brendan Maloy