The best Eli Manning meme now has merchandise

Last year writer Rob Fee began a wonderful weekly Twitter series in which he listed things New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning dislikes, presenting Manning as an overgrown man child with a limited vocabulary.

Last year writer Rob Fee began a wonderful weekly Twitter series in which he listed things New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning dislikes, presenting Manning as an overgrown man child with a limited vocabulary.

While we know Manning is actually pretty clever, and quite funny himself, the jokes hit anyway, because no matter how smart Eli actually is, he still makes dumb faces all the time.

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Eli Manning’s Dislikes:
VROOM Sticks (vacuum)
Sad Cloud Time (rain)
Ding Dong Wakey Box (alarm clock)
Hurty Hand (?)
Unchocolate Milk (milk)

— rob fee (@robfee) October 11, 2013

Eli Manning Dislikes:
Web Scorpions (Spiders)
Arm O'Clockeys (Watches)
Untreasure Chests (Trash Bags)
Elephant Grins (?)
Not Dad (Strangers)

— rob fee (@robfee) November 10, 2013

And now Fee is rolling out T-shirts with the QB's imaginary pet peeves listed on them, so you can let everyone you pass on the street know that you love internet jokes.

via Robfee50/Etsy

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