#tbt: Sports Illustrated's Christmas Football Phone

We hate to be a bummer on Christmas, but we have some bad news. This football phone that we sold in 1991 is no longer available for purchase. You'll have to

We hate to be a bummer on Christmas, but we have some bad news. This football phone that we sold in 1991 is no longer available for purchase.  You'll have to settle for this embarrassing commercial we made:

It might be too late to buy a football phone, but we've got plenty of other merch you can cop with those sweet Visa gift cards.

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