Watch: Rugby streaker in Superman costume suplexed by security guard

The only part we made up was liberal use of the word 'costume.'

Sometimes you just can't make things up.

So, yes, a streaker at a French rugby match between Grenoble and Toulouse, wearing a blue mask, red cape and some matching bottoms, ran onto the field. First, he tried to steal the ball. That didn't work, so he stumbled around and dapped up a players. A slippery, NFL-style juke came next, but he was wholly unprepared for what cam next.

It was over like that, after the mystery man took a dive through the posts and an especially agile security guard caught up to him. Creativity points for the impromptu, WWE-style, modified suplex takedown.

The man was so stunned, he took off his mask as guards escorted him off the field.

Watch below, if you dare.

- Jeremy Woo