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BodyArmor ad has Rob Gronkowski, Mike Trout traveling through history

BodyArmor is a sports drink company that is hoping to unseat the major players in that market with the next level of hydration.

BodyArmor is a sports drink company that is hoping to unseat the major players in that market with the next level of hydration.

To show how sports have evolved, the drink has put together an impressive roster of current athletes in a new commercial showing how drastically sports have changed over the last century, and arguing that it is time for a change in how athletes stay hydrated as well.

All of that is well and good, but the real reason you should watch the ad is to see James Harden with an afro to match his beard, Mike Trout with an amazing mullet, and Andrew Luck with a Fu Manchu mustache and a fur coat that would make Joe Namath jealous.

Swaggy P and Iggy Azalea are engaged

It feels like "Toothless Goalie" is the role Rob Gronkowski was born to play.

-Brendan Maloy