Extra Mustard’s Thursday Night Football drinking game for Week 3

Here’s Extra Mustard’s drinking game for this week’s edition of Thursday Night Football.

Welcome back!

Last week’s drinking game was such an aggressively mild success Extra Mustard is back with a fresh batch for Week 3. As we noted in the previous installment, Thursday Night Football is usually a slopfest, so you may as well join in. We also encourage—no—we mandate you to drink responsibly.

This week, the New York Giants are taking on the Washington Redskins in a matchup worthy of your cheapest beer:

Responsibly sip your drink when

• Someone mentions the Pope
• Tom Coughlin is shown angrily reacting to something
• Eli Manning does his weird shoulder shrug
• Someone mentions Kirk Cousins’s potential
• A Giants safety goes down with an injury
• Someone says “the Meadowlands”
• Cousins airmails a receiver
• Any time Jim Nantz reads a promo for 2 Broke Girls or The Big Bang Theory
• You hear the phrase “storied franchise”

Refill your drink when

• Manning throws an interception
• Cousins throws an interception
• An announcer tries to mask the horrible offensive play by describing the game as a “defensive struggle”
• You’re shown a montage of Odell Beckham Jr. catches

Pour one out when

• Someone mentions Robert Griffin’s rookie season followed by a shot of him on the sideline

Responsibly finish your drink when

• The announcers have a Jason Pierre-Paul discussion
• The Giants lose a fourth quarter lead

The Thursday Night drinking game archive:Week 1