Wait, did Conor McGregor actually just retire?

Did Conor McGregor just retire on Twitter?

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Did Conor McGregor just retire on Twitter?

We don’t know. Nobody seems to. But he sent out this cryptic message at 2:29 p.m. Eastern Standard Time on Tuesday, April 19 (not April Fool’s Day).

Thanks for the cheese?

Does “young” mean now, or later?

How long can we classify a person as “young?”

McGregor is 27.

Are there bigger forces at play?

I have decided to retire young.
Thanks for the cheese.
Catch ya's later.

— Conor McGregor (@TheNotoriousMMA) April 19, 2016

How many rhetorical questions can fit into one possibly really important post?