Wednesday's A.M. Hot Clicks: Emily Pemberton; Paul Pierce Needs (Fake) CPR

Paul Pierce Is Getting Too Old For This Stuff

Paul Pierce is 39 and in his 19th NBA season. So forgive him if he blows a wide-open dunk every now and then (though he missed it by jumping too far, which isn't a symptom of age). Chris Paul made light of the embarrassing miss by jokingly giving Pierce CPR. Unfortunately for the Clippers, they lost to one of the five worst teams in basketball and Doc Rivers lost his mind after being ejected.
Bodybuilder Slaps Judge
You probably don't want to get on Giannis Magos's bad side. The Greek bodybuilder thought he had the 2016 International Federation of Bodybuilders Diamond Cup locked up, but upon losing he slapped a longtime judge in the face before pulling out his penis. Not sure what he was trying to accomplish with that last move, and luckily it was not caught on video.
Al Horford's Sister vs. Boston Radio Host
This was a pretty one-sided feud. Also, the radio host in question (Michael Felger) is a super-troll and my least favorite person in Boston, so I'm glad she put him in his place
Emily Pemberton: Lovely Lady of the Day
From the "how have I never featured her" department, I present Emily Pemberton. She is today's LLOD (click for full-size gallery).
20 Ugly/Amazing Sports Holiday Sweaters
I'm not a Washington fan but want need the Kirk Cousins holiday sweater.
What Would Your British Name Be?
Not sure how "Andy" became "Hassan," but that's my British name. What's yours?
Dear Taco Bell. Please Stop.
Who in his/her right mind would order a Quesadilla stuffed with Cheetos?
The Perfect Christmas Gift
They're here! #ARodCorp polos are available for purchase with 100% of net profits going to @BGCMia. Details: https://t.co/bsp7nJkqCZ pic.twitter.com/76OIFtgJSF
— Alex Rodriguez (@AROD) November 29, 2016
Mel Gibson Looks Different Than I Remember
Mel and Rose arrive back in LA after completing The Professor and The Madman pic.twitter.com/k0udEqAsZh
— Mel Gibson (@MelGibsonFilms) November 30, 2016
Odds & Ends
Curt Schilling gives zero you-know-whats right now so I doubt he cares about losing a HOF vote ... Sammy Sosa spent some quality time with Miss Dominican Republic 2015 Clarissa Molina ... Remember when NBA refs used to call double dribble? ... One reason to bet on Patriots over Rams ... The best sports bras for women with big busts ... Meet the best bowler in Texas ... I had no idea 71-year-old Steve Martin is married to someone nearly half his age ... Here's what happens when you flush an airplane toilet.
Friendship > Defense
Prank War: Tom Brady vs. Matt Cassel
🔥 PRANK WAR 🔥
— NFL Network (@nflnetwork) November 27, 2016
Tom Brady vs. Matt Cassel 😂
Tomorrow 9AMET on @NFLGameDay! https://t.co/1Yc94UONFT
Cleveland's Best Quarterback
How many touchdowns are @KevinLove & @KingJames going to score this season? 🤔#DefendTheLand https://t.co/WphOA63ONr
— Cleveland Cavaliers (@cavs) November 30, 2016
Who Covered It Best: Sloop John B
FYI: This is my favorite song in the whole world right now.
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