Landon Donovan did a stage dive off a taco truck and it didn’t go too well

He’s a soccer player, not a rock star.

Landon Donovan revealed Thursday that he’s retired for good this time, which means he’s free to dangerous stuff like jump off a taco truck. 

Donovan is in San Jose for the U.S. men’s national team’s World Cup qualifier against Honduras and spent the night before the match at a pep rally with American fans. Shortly before midnight, he made his way up to the roof of a taco truck, dropped an F-bomb and leapt into the arms of the fans below. 

So this happened last night. #DontWorryWeCaughtLandon #AONB4 pic.twitter.com/kckrAHVtGh

— AO (@AmericanOutlaws) March 24, 2017

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That clip cuts off just as things start getting good, but luckily fans on the ground also captured footage of Donovan getting dropped on the ground. 

@landondonovan, @AlexiLalas & @RobStoneONFOX all just jumped off a food truck at our #USAvHON #AONB4. How's your night going?... pic.twitter.com/8mS2zgJ4lJ

— AO San Jose (@AOSanJose) March 24, 2017

Donovan’s technique is probably to blame for the fans letting him fall. The foot-first dive is certainly not the way to go. Alexi Lalasalso went sailing off the top of the truck and displayed perfect belly-flop form.