Bielema forgot about unwritten rules, but few noticed -- or cared

I have no doubt that in the coming days there will be significant backlash -- there's already been some -- against University of Minnesota football coach Tim
Bielema forgot about unwritten rules, but few noticed -- or cared
Bielema forgot about unwritten rules, but few noticed -- or cared /

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I have no doubt that in the coming days there will be significant backlash -- there's already been some -- against University of Minnesota football coach Tim Brewster, who had the temerity to complain about Wisconsin running up the score in the Badgers' 41-23 Big Ten victory at Camp Randall Stadium on Saturday.

Here's what I say: Bravo, Tim Brewster.

Granted, the man did not speak from a position of strength. His team is 1-5. It was never in Saturday's game against a good but not great Wisconsin team. The Gophers have lost their last seven to the Badgers in a border rivalry that awards Paul Bunyan's axe to the victor. And speaking of the ax, Brewster's head is perched a millimeter from the chopping block.

So if you say that the coach spoke partly out of frustration, I would agree with you.

That doesn't mean he was wrong.

When Wisconsin coach Bret Bielema elected to go for a two-point conversion (it failed) while holding a 41-16 lead with 4:26 remaining in Saturday's game, he broke an unwritten rule of sportsmanship. You don't run it up. You don't rub it in. You don't kick somebody who's down. You don't humiliate an opponent who is beaten.

Perhaps you remember unwritten rules. They're the ones that everyone pays lip service to but few follow anymore. They're all but gone, lost to the greater gods of looking good and getting yourself in SportsCenter. Hold a one-man I-am-the-world parade after making a tackle. Grab your jersey and show it to the crowd after dunking on someone. Stand at home plate and admire your shot to left-center, then take five minutes to complete your home run trot. It's all part of it.

As for Bielema, he said he went for two because that's what the fourth-quarter conversion chart tells him to do: Up by 25, go for two. It's a math thing. The sad thing is, I have no doubt that Bielema is telling the truth. The sheet is what matters. There is no context, not even a thought about the unwritten rules, which I learned, thanks to my father, at about the same time I learned the written ones.

Brewster has already been lambasted in the Minnesota edition of SBNation by Bryan Reynolds, whose rationale included this sentence: "The more points a team scores, the better chance they have of making a bowl game. I could be wrong on that but ..." Well, whatta you know? You are wrong. (But, hey, why check a fact, right?) Reynolds also wrote the obligatory, "Grow up coach. This isn't middle school."

But, see, middle school isn't middle school anymore either. From what I've seen, unwritten rules have disappeared there, too, and college football bears major responsibility for that. For years, scheduling inferior opponents and running up the score was in fact the way to enhance your poll position (an argument for a playoff system if there ever was one), thereby legitimizing the practice of humiliating your opponent.

I hear a lot from college coaches this time of year. They are vested with the power of emperors, holding sway not just over their program but over the entire campus community, talking stoutly of character and discipline and steadfastness and all those other intangibles. It would be nice if one of them, over the next week, stepped up and said: "You know, Tim Brewster had a point." But I'm not holding my breath -- most of them carry around the same conversion sheet that Bret Bielema had in his pocket on Saturday.


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JACK MCCALLUM

Special Contributor, Sports Illustrated As a member of the Basketball Hall of Fame, it seems obvious what Jack McCallum would choose as his favorite sport to cover. "You would think it would be pro basketball," says McCallum, a Sports Illustrated special contributor, "but it would be anything where I'm the only reporter there because all the stuff you gather is your own." For three decades McCallum's rollicking prose has entertained SI readers. He joined Sports Illustrated in 1981 and famously chronicled the Celtics-Lakers battles of 1980s. McCallum returned to the NBA beat for the 2001-02 season, having covered the league for eight years in the Bird-Magic heydays. He has edited the weekly Scorecard section of the magazine, written frequently for the Swimsuit Issue and commemorative division and is currently a contributor to SI.com. McCallum cited a series of pieces about a 1989 summer vacation he took with his family as his most memorable SI assignment. "A paid summer va-kay? Of course it's my favorite," says McCallum. In 2008, McCallum profiled Special Olympics founder Eunice Shriver, winner of SI's first Sportsman of the Year Legacy Award. McCallum has written 10 books, including Dream Team, which spent six seeks on the New York Times best-seller list in 2012, and his 2007 novel, Foul Lines, about pro basketball (with SI colleague Jon Wertheim). His book about his experience with cancer, The Prostate Monologues, came out in September 2013, and his 2007 book, Seven Seconds or Less: My Season on the Bench with the Runnin' and Gunnin' Phoenix Suns, was a best-selling behind-the-scenes account of the Suns' 2005-06 season. He has also written scripts for various SI Sportsman of the Year shows, "pontificated on so many TV shows about pro hoops that I have my own IMDB entry," and teaches college journalism. In September 2005, McCallum was presented with the Curt Gowdy Award, given annually by the Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame for outstanding basketball writing. McCallum was previously awarded the National Women Sports Foundation Media Award. Before Sports Illustrated, McCallum worked at four newspapers, including the Baltimore News-American, where he covered the Baltimore Colts in 1980. He received a B.A. in English from Muhlenberg College in Allentown, Pa. and holds an M.A. in English Literature from Lehigh University. He and his wife, Donna, reside in Bethlehem, Pa., and have two adult sons, Jamie and Chris.