Garry Shandling, comedian, explaining why late-night host David Letter-man has been offered $16 million a year by CBS while Barry Bonds will have to settle for $7.3 million per from the San Francisco Giants: "Bonds doesn't have to do a monologue."
? Dale Brown (right), LSU basketball coach, on why he dyed his graying hair: "It makes me feel 56 instead of 57."
? Buck Showalter, New York Yankee manager, when told that general manager Gene Michael had gone to see Miss Saigon: "What was he doing with Miss Saigon?"