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Dreaming of a Green and Gold Christmas
Edited by Jack McCallum and Richard O'Brien
December 22, 1997
Having been hung by the chimney with care, Vince Lombardi—or at least an official cardboard-cutout Lombardi mask—can gaze with pride (or horror) upon a wonderland of other Green Bay Packers presents, from a jar of Packers Paydirt (soil from Lambeau Field) to bright-yellow keister-cushioning Cheesebutts (Tiny Hiney model available) to a passel of toe-tapping CDs (including the Wedgies' hit single Packanoid) to a pair of suspenders that would have helped keep Fuzzy Thurston's chestnuts toasty, even on the frozen tundra.
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December 22, 1997

Dreaming Of A Green And Gold Christmas

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Having been hung by the chimney with care, Vince Lombardi—or at least an official cardboard-cutout Lombardi mask—can gaze with pride (or horror) upon a wonderland of other Green Bay Packers presents, from a jar of Packers Paydirt (soil from Lambeau Field) to bright-yellow keister-cushioning Cheesebutts (Tiny Hiney model available) to a passel of toe-tapping CDs (including the Wedgies' hit single Packanoid) to a pair of suspenders that would have helped keep Fuzzy Thurston's chestnuts toasty, even on the frozen tundra.

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