Dreaming of a Green and Gold Christmas

Edited by Jack McCallum and Richard O'Brien

December 22, 1997

Having been hung by the chimney with care, Vince Lombardi—or at least an official cardboard-cutout Lombardi mask—can gaze with pride (or horror) upon a wonderland of other Green Bay Packers presents, from a jar of Packers Paydirt (soil from Lambeau Field) to bright-yellow keister-cushioning Cheesebutts (Tiny Hiney model available) to a passel of toe-tapping CDs (including the Wedgies' hit single Packanoid) to a pair of suspenders that would have helped keep Fuzzy Thurston's chestnuts toasty, even on the frozen tundra.