What's more embarrassing—losing a team to Calgary (the Flames), adopting the tomahawk chop or cheering John Rocker?
Desperate for big league baseball, but its profound apathy toward the Hornets and Panthers leads to the question: Why?
The A's are sometimes outdrawn by their Triple A affiliate in Sacramento, the Raiders are threatening to leave again and the Warriors are so embarrassed they don't even use the city's name.
The Cardinals can't draw flies, the Coyotes are in ownership limbo and the Suns are slipping further from glory days.
The three-year-old Devil Rays and the eight-year-old Lightning are already prime candidates for relocation.