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Spring Has Sprung
Frank Deford
April 10, 1978
It's Opening Day, so buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack, remember to hold the label up and tell me Who's on First?
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April 10, 1978

Spring Has Sprung

It's Opening Day, so buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack, remember to hold the label up and tell me Who's on First?

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Costello: Oh yeah, a lot of funny names. I know all those guys.

Abbott: Well, let's see now. We have on our team: Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third.

Costello: That's what I want to find out, the guys' names.

Abbott: I'm telling you: Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third.

Costello: You're going to be the manager of a baseball team?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: You know the guys' names?

Abbott: Well, I should.

Costello: Will you tell me the guys' names on the baseball team?

Abbott: I say: Who's on first. What's on second, I Don't Know's on third.

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