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Edited by Mark Bechtel and Stephen Cannella
January 16, 2006
ICHIRO RECENTLY portrayed himself on the popular Japanese detective show Furuhata Ninzaburo--as a cold-blooded murderer (right). Yikes. Doesn't he know that athletes have traditionally played jollier, more wholesome versions of themselves on television shows? Here are some classic cameos Ichiro could have learned from.
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January 16, 2006

Prime-time Players

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ICHIRO RECENTLY portrayed himself on the popular Japanese detective show Furuhata Ninzaburo--as a cold-blooded murderer (right). Yikes. Doesn't he know that athletes have traditionally played jollier, more wholesome versions of themselves on television shows? Here are some classic cameos Ichiro could have learned from.

1954 I Love Lucy
Tired of being "golf widows," Lucy and Ethel decide to take up the game with the help of three-time Masters champ Jimmy Demaret.

1970 The Brady Bunch
Kind words from Dodgers ace Don Drysdale have pitcher Greg convinced that he should bail on school and play in the majors.

1973 The Odd Couple
Oscar loses the apartment in a Ping-Pong game to Bobby Riggs (who defeats him using a shoe). Billie Jean King wins it back.

1978 Fantasy Island
Aided by Tom Lasorda, guest star Gary Burghoff (for once not the shortest guy) pitches to big leaguers, including Steve Garvey.

1979 Diff'rent Strokes
What you talkin' 'bout, Champ? Willis and Kimberly concoct a scheme to bring Arnold face-to-face with his hero, Muhammad Ali.

1982 Archie Bunker's Place
Archie winds up in court after making (what else?) a racially insensitive comment about Reggie Jackson in an interview.

1986 Who's the Boss?
A friendly softball competition between old pals Tony and Steve Sax gets serious when both recruit Angela. Bob Uecker keeps things light.

1986 ALF
Being reminded that his wife used to date Joe Namath inspires ALF's pal Willie to add some spice to his life by taking up skydiving.

1991 Cheers
Celtics star Kevin McHale is driven to distraction by an inane bar conversation about how many bolts are in the Boston Garden's parquet floor.

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