?Stanley Barowski, a Harrisburg, Pa. security officer, after helping to subdue boxer Gerry Cooney in a bar brawl: " Larry Holmes got $10 million against him and we got $7.50 an hour."
?Beth Holtz, wife of Notre Dame football coach Lou Holtz, when asked about her husband's peripatetic coaching career: "The first thing we look for in a house, is its resale value."
? Johnny Walker, Baltimore disc jockey: "The players on the Maryland football team all made straight A's. Their B's were a little crooked."