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A BOUQUET FOR WHAT'S-HIS-NAME, THE MAN WHO OWNS THE DODGERS SO WELL
John Underwood
December 28, 1981
Surprised but not annoyed to discover I couldn't remember his name, I call the sports department of a local newspaper to help me.
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December 28, 1981

A Bouquet For What's-his-name, The Man Who Owns The Dodgers So Well

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Surprised but not annoyed to discover I couldn't remember his name, I call the sports department of a local newspaper to help me.

"Hello, sports department?"

"Yes. What can I do for you?"

"I was wondering if you happened to know the name of the owner of the Los Angeles Dodgers. I'm doing a story about him and I need to know his name."

"Uh, I don't think I understand," says the sports department. "You're doing a story about somebody and you don't even know his name?"

"It's not that I don't know his name," I answer, "it's just that I've forgotten it, which is a good sign, actually."

"I don't think I...."

"What I mean is I love the way this guy owned the Dodgers in 1981. He did a terrific job of owning a ball club. For me he was the single most refreshing sports figure of the year. Also, he helps me explain why I'm not such a red-hot baseball fan anymore. So can you give me his name?"

"Yeah, sure. It's, uh.... Can you hold a sec?"

There are muffled noises on the line. The sports department has its hand over the receiver and is talking among itself. It finally comes back on.

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