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Bill Scheft
February 09, 2004
Don't you love Justin Timberlake calling the Janet Jackson incident a "wardrobe malfunction"? I believe that, and I also believe that was really Neil Armstrong on the fake moon set.
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February 09, 2004

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Don't you love Justin Timberlake calling the Janet Jackson incident a "wardrobe malfunction"? I believe that, and I also believe that was really Neil Armstrong on the fake moon set.

RE-UP AND ADAM. PATS SUPER AGAIN
The two defenses combined to give up 61 points and 867 total yards. You know who made the most adjustments at halftime? That guy who ran on the field naked before the third-quarter kickoff.

Pass coverage on both sides was a little soft. Midway through the third quarter Ricky Manning Jr. changed his name to Ricky Zoning Jr.

So, is Stephen Davis with MoveOn.org? He wasn't allowed to run during the Super Bowl either.

See that H&R Block spot? What, did the IRS put a lien on Willie Nelson's self-esteem?

Houston went all out The half-dollar they used for the coin toss was the last piece of cash belonging to Andrew Fastow.

ROGER AND OUT IN OZ
Australian Open champ Roger Federer became the 23rd player to get the No. 1 ranking since the advent on the ATP computer in 1973. Are you kidding? We've had that many No. l's in college basketball since Thursday.

Disappointing tourney for the Americans. The only good news was when Andy Roddick finally hit 160 mph. Unfortunately, it happened driving to Melbourne Airport

INDIANS PITCHER ASKS FOR FORGIVENESS FOR PART IN JAPANESE GAY PORN VIDEO
Kaz Tadano made only one film while in college, where he appeared under the name Joel Foreskinner.

Last year the 23-year-old reliever confessed to performing a graphic act in the video but didn't say whether he was the setup man or the closer.

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