Naughty And Nice

Anna Kournikova

Tennis vixen, when asked about her love life at a press conference to promote the undergarments she endorses: "I'm not here to talk about my personal life. I'm here to talk about bras."

—July 3, 2000

Sammy Sosa

After being told he had tied Joe DiMaggio with his 361st career home run: "That's the guy whose girlfriend was Marilyn Monroe?"

—July 24, 2000

A Celtics charter flight was delayed for two hours because of smoke emanating from steaks sizzling in the galley.

—Nov. 20, 2000

Rich Glas

Basketball coach at Division II North Dakota, on motivating his players before a game with No. 4--ranked Kansas: "I told our guys, 'They put their pants on the same way we do. They just pull them up two feet higher.'"