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Pilot Blight
Grant Wahl
June 06, 2011
Reality shows that never came to reality
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June 06, 2011

Pilot Blight

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Reality shows that never came to reality

With news that the Mavs' Shawn Marion is taping a reality show pilot, The Ladies of My Life, about his mom and three sisters, the TV experts at the Onion dug up six sporty reality pitches that (thankfully) will never make it to air:

In his prank show, I Hurl'd, Bobby Hurley tricks unsuspecting people into talking with him about Duke basketball.

Tim Duncan looks through every government work form in Duncan My Taxes and explains how to properly fill each one out on a state-by-state basis.

Pete Sampras passes on his tennis knowledge in If You Hold Your Racket Even a Millimeter Off, It Will Affect Your Backhand Dramatically.

How many food items can one man use to show the advantages of a good pulling guard to his grandkids? You'll find out on It's a Madden Madden Madden Madden World!

I Am Juan Miranda sees the Diamondbacks' first baseman go to great lengths in attempting to explain exactly who he is.

In Animal Kingdom's Kingdom, the Kentucky Derby winner gives a glimpse into his glamorous life of eating oats, running and sleeping standing up.

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