They Said It

"We take the square footage between the rightfield line and centerfield and the square footage from leftfield to centerfield, divide that by pi and multiply it by bulls---, and then we pick the dugout. The field that's closest to the dugout, that's where Lance plays."

TONY LA RUSSA Cardinals manager, with a jab at Moneyball, explaining how he decided to align outfielders Lance Berkman and Allen Craig for an NLDS game.