Why does Will Muschamp hate bats?

What's the matter, Will? Spotted some bats? (ZUMAPRESS.com) It's rubber chicken circuit season for coaches coast to coast, and every once in a while, sifting

What's the matter, Will? Spotted some bats? (ZUMAPRESS.com)

It's rubber chicken circuit season for coaches coast to coast, and every once in a while, sifting through the tasteless nuggets of "really competitive spring" this and "playing more aggressively this year" that, a tiny but aesthetically pleasing gem will surface. From the Gainesville Sun:

When someone asked if he could share some insight on what the atmosphere will be like when Florida travels to College Station to play Texas A&M, Muschamp, who spent two years as defensive coordinator for the University of Texas, had this to say:

"It will be a very SEC-like atmosphere," Muschamp said. "It's one of the few places in the Big 12 that I would say that about.

"You ever been to College Station?" Muschamp asked. "It'll be the only time you go."

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