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Arkansas is looking to fill Jessica Dorrell's old job. Apply today! Well, looky here! "The University of Arkansas, Department of Athletics seeks a qualified

Arkansas is looking to fill Jessica Dorrell's old job. Apply today!

Well, looky here! "The University of Arkansas, Department of Athletics seeks a qualified individual for the position of On Campus Recruiting Coordinator." That'd be Jessica Dorrell's vacated position, which "offers a competitive salary and benefits"! Our sincere congratulations to whichever departmental drone typed that without snickering. To fill Dorrell's sassy motorcycle boots, you must possess:

Bachelor's Degree

Working knowledge of Intercollegiate Athletics, familiarity with NCAA rules

Two years of prior experience within a collegiate football program at Div. I level and/or NFL experience

Supervisory experience

Strong organizational and administrative abilities

Working knowledge of recruiting software

Proficient in Microsoft Excel, Word, and PowerPoint

We'd pull an Andy Staples and apply here, but as you might remember, we're holding out for a hefty buyout at Notre Dame to secure our family's financial future.

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