Preseason Feature Mad Libs: New strength coach

Click here for more mad libs and the rest of Punt, Pass and Pork. (New coach) surveyed the weight room at (school) and couldn't believe what he saw. “It

Click here for more mad libs and the rest of Punt, Pass and Pork.

(New coach) surveyed the weight room at (school) and couldn't believe what he saw. “It looked like something out of the '80s," he said. “Just (outdated fitness fad) as far as the eye could see." (New coach) immediately junked the old equipment and ordered new bars, weight plates, cages and (in-style fitness fad or Medieval torture device). But (new coach) knows performance on the field relies on more than bench press and squat reps. Because he also holds a psychology degree from (institute of higher learning), he understands he must also train the players' minds and make them accountable to one another. To achieve this, he immediately instituted a program that required players to (feat of strength) during team workouts next to (nearby body of water). This allowed players to (bonding psychobabble) and should definitely pay dividends come September.

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New strength coach

School

Outdated fitness fad

In-style fitness fad or Medieval torture device

Institute of higher learning

Feat of strength

Nearby body of water

Bonding psychobabble

Your team hired a new strength coach...

surveyed the weight room at and couldn't believe what he saw. “It looked like something out of the '80s," he said. “Just as far as the eye could see." immediately junked the old equipment and ordered new bars, weight plates, cages and . But knows performance on the field relies on more than bench press and squat reps. Because he also holds a psychology degree from , he understands he must also train the players' minds and make them accountable to one another. To achieve this, he immediately instituted a program that required players to during team workouts next to . This allowed players to and should definitely pay dividends come September.

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