Hey, ESPN: No One Cares About Tennis, Now Put On First Take
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ESPN's admirably robust live coverage of the French Open has kicked off every day this week at 5 a.m. ET on ESPN2.
First Take, the network's well-regarded two-hour weekday morning debate program, starts every morning at 10 a.m. on the same channel. The tennis, live sports being what they are, has on occasion bled into the talk show's timeslot.
Imagine the horror of the First Take's devoted (and punctual) fans when they sat down for breakfast this week only to see the ghastly terre battue of Roland Garros and not the pure ideological arena of Bristol, Conn.
Actually, your imagination isn't necessary. The backlash on Twitter wouldn't have been more choleric if Rafael Nadal himself had been force-feeding geese for fois gras on camera.
https://twitter.com/Hopenoria/status/339744791938072578
https://twitter.com/PapichuloA1/status/339744868807098369
https://twitter.com/Marv_LS/status/339744054793342976
https://twitter.com/AmbitiousTech12/status/339744050397716480
https://twitter.com/_EarlMontgomery/status/339744399388995584
https://twitter.com/kourageous1911/status/339744023222833152
https://twitter.com/nikerules/status/339744143549018112
https://twitter.com/KingLouie_13/status/339744148829663232
https://twitter.com/B_Eazyy/status/339744319374249984
https://twitter.com/_HODNETT_/status/339744617677336576
https://twitter.com/Fjtour2/status/339752428813549568
https://twitter.com/CHarvey2369/status/339751721335148544
https://twitter.com/VegasSilk/status/339748681379106816
https://twitter.com/antdigiorgio/status/339745526012600321
https://twitter.com/Will_Fyfe8/status/339745515728154626
https://twitter.com/_thatguyjohn_/status/339744666683592704
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https://twitter.com/THeartBreaKid_4/status/339744097654935552
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https://twitter.com/nicktaf10/status/339743457067278337
https://twitter.com/FRANCOxVEGAS/status/339020486749073409
https://twitter.com/MrSportsCenter_/status/339744700909117440
https://twitter.com/Dedric_T/status/339744518695956480
https://twitter.com/OreoRod/status/339743855454875649
https://twitter.com/mosthated011/status/339744207713492992
https://twitter.com/Rig_Or_Mortis/status/339743494828601344
https://twitter.com/TiM_DiGGiTY/status/339743482551885824
https://twitter.com/TheRenegade3/status/339019083049730048
https://twitter.com/Dceni33/status/339018625790902272
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https://twitter.com/Hale4Now/status/339744067497910272
https://twitter.com/_liveGREEEN/status/339018552017301504
https://twitter.com/SneakerHeadSean/status/339020457250533376
Of course, not everyone kneels at the altar of Steven A. and Skip ...
https://twitter.com/ErikUnderwood/status/339751183528910848
But really: Shut up, Erik.
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