Corey Feldman Reportedly Got Pummeled in Dodgeball So Badly That He Cried

Mr Feldman at a movie premier last month Former child star Corey Feldman was once best known for appearing in acclaimed films like Stand By Me, The Lost Boys,

Mr Feldman at a movie premier last month

Former child star Corey Feldman was once best known for appearing in acclaimed films like Stand By Me, The Lost Boys, and TheGoonies. Then he pivoted and became best known for being something of a pop culture punchline. This is a story about the post-pivot Corey Feldman—the one who apparently was brought to tears by a game of dodgeball.

We'll now pass the baton to the Twitter feed of Drew McWeeny, a part-time screenwriter and a full-time film critic for HitFlix (which is to say, someone who would recognize Corey Feldman):

OMG OMG OMG. I cannot fully articulate how great a moment I just witnessed during a birthday party my kids were at.

— DrewMcWeeny (@DrewMcWeeny) November 18, 2013

We were at one of those trampoline park places, and one section of the thing is a big dodgeball court. Both of my kids jumped in to play.

— DrewMcWeeny (@DrewMcWeeny) November 18, 2013

They pegged the dude in the head four times in a row, and he finally marched off to where the referee was standing to complain.

— DrewMcWeeny (@DrewMcWeeny) November 18, 2013

He stands there, a fully-grown man, in angry tears, demanding that something be done about the kids, who are now in full-on hysterics.

— DrewMcWeeny (@DrewMcWeeny) November 18, 2013

He finally storms off, refusing to play anymore. Best part... IT WAS COREY FELDMAN. IT WAS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN.

— DrewMcWeeny (@DrewMcWeeny) November 18, 2013