Concession Food Item of the Week: The StrasBurger

We're back once again with our Concession Food Item of the Week, and boy is this one a doozy. This week we bring you perhaps our most decadent item yet. We

We're back once again with our Concession Food Item of the Week, and boy is this one a doozy. This week we bring you perhaps our most decadent item yet. We recommend eating this one with a few friends whose health doesn't matter to you.

WHAT DO THEY CALL THIS WITCHCRAFT?:The StrasBurger

WHO HATH WROUGHT THIS MONSTROSITY:The Red Porch at Nationals Park

WHAT COMPRISES SUCH A THING?:All Beef Burger (combination of ground brisket, chuck and short ribs), large burger bun, secret sauce, American cheese, shredded lettuce, sliced tomatoes, sliced red onions, pickle chips.  Served with a cone basket of fresh cut fries and a pitcher of your soft drink of choice)

HOW MANY CALORIES WE TALKIN’?: 10,000 calories/700 grams of fat (approx.)

Wait, seriously?: Yup.

10,000 calories? Isn't that like several days worth of food?: Yup.

How big is this thing?: 8 pounds.

HOLY SH*T: Yup.

Price: $59

Is that a typo?: Nope, this hamburger costs $59.