If LeBron James signs with the Cavaliers, he will get a roller coaster named after him

LeBron James Will have a roller coaster at Cedar Point named after him if he chooses the Cleveland Cavaliers over the Miami Heat in free agency.

LeBron James is currently deciding between joining the Cleveland Cavaliers and the Miami Heat, but an Ohio theme park is offering him something that just might tip the scales in the Cavaliers' favor: a roller coaster named after James.

Having your own roller coaster is an honor generally saved for super heroes, so when the CEO of Cedar Point amusement park offers to rename one of its rides "King James" if he returns home to Cleveland, it's something any rational human would have to consider.

Also on Extra Mustard: LeBron James will sign with the Cleveland Cavaliers* (*according to a cupcake shop in Ohio)

James met with Heat president Pat Riley on Tuesday, who likely made the four-time MVP a lot of promises about who he can bring to the Miami roster, but unless he could offer up something better than 3,000 feet of twisted steel, it looks like LeBron's decision is clear.

-Brendan Maloy