Things that probably inspired the creation of the new College Football Playoff trophy
The new college football trophy was clearly inspired by a burrito. Wait, no, a waffle cone. Maybe lipstick?

The new college football trophy made its debut today in Irving, Texas. It's called the College Football Playoff Championship Trophy, which is a fittingly vanilla name for a piece of hardware that was so clearly inspired by a waffle cone.

Wait, no, a tube of lipstick.

A delicious burrito?

A vase, perhaps.

Maybe the Cone of Shame.

Rolls of cash. Definitely rolls of cash.

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