Tommy Lasorda says only Dodgers fans go to Heaven

Longtime Los Angeles Dodgers manager Tommy Lasorda has some very bad news about the hereafter for those of you who are not pulling for the Dodgers to win the World Series.

Longtime Los Angeles Dodgers manager Tommy Lasorda has some very bad news about the hereafter for those of you who are not pulling for the Dodgers to win the World Series.

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To think you could live your whole life being kind and helpful and pious and throw it all away just because you root for the Giants. Seems like a bit of a stretch, but then again, who are we to doubt Tommy Lasorda?

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- Brendan Maloy