Wednesday's P.M. Hot Clicks: The Week's Wackiest Sports Photos

Wacky Sports Photos of the WeekFrom Mario Williams' scary red contact lenses to the annual meeting of The Handlebar Mustache Club in London, check out the

Andy Gray | Nov 12, 2014

Wednesday's P.M. Hot Clicks: The Week's Wackiest Sports Photos /

Wacky Sports Photos of the Week

Wacky Sports Photos of the Week (Nov. 5-11)

Mario Williams of the Buffalo Bills wore red contact lenses during a game against Kansas City.

Handlers steer Thomas the Tank Engine and Paddington Bear balloons through the parking lot at CitiField on Saturday while practicing for the 88th Annual Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Thomas will be the parade's largest balloon by helium volume and the one containing the most balloon fabric ever used on one character.

Connie Dote and Leah Pritchett grace the 14th Annual NHRA Toyota Nationals.

Mohammed Ahmadzadeh celebrates with Amir Akbari Farthouni after scoring a goal at the Samsung Beach Soccer Intercontinental Cup Dubai 2014.

Kents Hill High School's distinctive football practice.

A member of the Army parachute team enters The House That Ruth Built before the Black Knights' game against UConn. Army won 35-21.

The Handlebar Club modelling their mustaches.

Hugh Bowman kisses the trophy after winning Race 8 at the Crown Oaks in Australia.

A former circus lion plays with a ball inside a cage at a temporary refuge in Lima, Peru. Animal Defenders International (ADI) and Peruvian authorities helped rescue 21 lions in Peru from various traveling circuses. Once other rescued felines are brought to Peru from Colombia and Argentina, a total of 44 felines will be taken to the Wild Animal Sanctuary in Denver at the beginning of 2015. In Peru, it's illegal to use wild animals in a circus.

Chance Whitehead, left, who is known as "Crazy Horse" and Dane Walter, aka "Toilet Face", in action during a game of unicycle football at Texas Motor Speedway.

Carolina Hurricanes defenseman Ron Hainsey gets tangled with Columbus Blue Jackets forward Boone Jenner.

Former players Antonio Davis and Alvin Williams with Toronto's mascot at a game against Washington.

Valtteri Bottas (front) and Adrian Sutil go in different directions while practicing for the Formula One World Championship.

Jimmy Zenevitch jumps out of bounds and over fans during a game against Connecticut.

Sebastian Vettel poses with the COTA Girls prior to the U.S. Formula One Grand Prix.

The Ferrari team practices its pit stops before the Formula One Brazilian Grand Prix.

A surfer crashes in a wave in western Genova.

Participants covered in foam climb over tires during the "Fishermans Friend StrongmanRun", a 24-kilometre obstacle course in Paris.

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A streaker at the game between Fuechse Berlin and TSG Friesenheim in Germany.

Marshawn Lynch of the Seahawks dive into the end zone for a touchdown against the New York Giants.

Tennessee cheerleaders doing flips at Sunday's game.

A dragonfly clings to a branch in Florida. Its compound eyes are made up of thousands of facets which allow it to see behind itself.

A TCU fan at the game against Kansas State.

A streaker at the Four Nations match between the New Zealand Kiwis and England.

From Mario Williams' scary red contact lenses to the annual meeting of The Handlebar Mustache Club in London, check out the week's wackiest photos.

Ranking the NBA's Biggest Trash Talkers

Athlon Sports ranked the NBA's five best trash talkers and three members of the list are over the age of 35, which is not a good sign for fans of NBA trash-talk. At least they have the memories.

Busted!

Ever feel like the beer you drink at a sporting event is slightly watered down? If you felt that way at CenturyLink Field recently, you may have been right. KOMO News in Seattle conducted an experiment and discovered that some of the stadium's brews had alcohol levels more than a half percent lower than the advertised number. The Red Hook No Equal brand, for instance, tested at 4.8 percent alcohol content against an advertised content of 5.2 percent, while Bass Pale Ale and Budweiser were each off by 0.6 percent.

P.M. Lovely Lady of the Day

Kevin from Dallas requested I check out Kimberly Garner, which I did and decided she'd make a great P.M. LLOD (click here for full-size gallery) ... Nina Agdal stars in Love Haus' holiday campaign ... The do's and don'ts of dating with Anastasia Ashley.

Andre Agassi. Trophy Destroyer

Brooke Shields' memoir There Was a Little Girl: The Real Story of My Mother and Me comes out next week. In it, she reveals a fascinating story about Andre Agassi. Shields, if you recall, appeared on an episode of Friends playing an obsessive soap opera fan. In the scene, Shields licked Joey's (Matt LeBlanc) hand. This act led to Agassi going bonkers and destroying "every single trophy he had won, including Wimbledon and the U.S. Open, never mind all the others.”

A.J. Hawk and Aaron Rodgers Go on a Double-Date

Ugliest Sweater Ever?

That's it. John Wall's ugly sweater is the ugliest of all-time http://t.co/KUi96Z8PWB pic.twitter.com/cWb9wfpYbe
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Auburn vs. Georgia in 1892

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Odds & Ends

A junk collector found a great piece of college football memorabilia in the garbage ... Charles Grant, who played for the Saints, was fired from his volunteer coaching job at Division II Bowie State for body-slamming a student ... A chart looking at Bill Belichick's record as Patriots coach against the rest of the NFL. He has a losing record against one team (Giants, 2-3) ... New England holds the top spot in this week's SI.com NFL Power Rankings ... The five worst moments from professional wrestling's Attittude Era ... Remember those Nerf basketball nets you'd hang on the back of your door? This is just like that, except it costs $995 and has a gold rim ... SI's preseason college basketball All-America team ... This is what the TNT Inside the NBA crew would look like with Joakim Noah's hair ... A Knoxville restaurant charged $27,000 for an order of chicken parm ... 21 completely pointless street flyers ... Reheating last night's leftovers might be bad for your health.

Joakim Noah is the Best

The Bulls center approaches a shy fan in the United Center hallway. (H/T Purpose to Play)

All About That State

A Mississippi State fan created this parody of Meghan Trainor's hit song All About That Bass and it's incredible (despite what this Twitter feed says).

Don't Look!

Good parenting by this couple who does not want their little girl to see an NHL fight. (H/T It's Always Sunny in Detroit)

Great Moments in Musical Greeting Cards

This 1-year-old shows off the dance moves ... but only when the card is open. (H/T Huff Post)

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Published Nov 12, 2014

ANDY GRAY

A senior editor atSI.com, Andy Gray oversees Hot Clicks, Extra Mustard and the Swimsuit site. A Boston sports loyalist and Columbia graduate, he joined SI in 2005.