@FauxPelini has some advice for new Nebraska coach Mike Riley

@FauxPelini has some excellent Twitter advice for new Nebraska coach Mike Riley.

The ever-so popular Fake Bo Pelini account on Twitter didn't exactly take the news of the real Bo Pelini's firing by Nebraska well. 

And when the Cornhuskers hired long-time Oregon State coach Mike Riley on Thursday, @FauxPelini tried very hard to come to terms with the change. 

As it turns out @FauxPelini is such a great guy, so he decided to offer advice for Riley in his new endeavor. Fake Bo Pelini wrote an 18-tweet Twitter letter to Riley, telling him everything he needs to know about the new position in Lincoln. 

• A Nebraska fan wrote a goodbye poem for Bo Pelini

Here are the letter's highlights: 

TWITTER LETTER TO MIKE RILEY (WHOEVER THAT IS)

— Faux Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 4, 2014

Congratulations on taking my job from me, I hope you’re happy with yourself. I know it’s not your fault BUT I HATE YOU ANYWAY.

— Faux Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 4, 2014

Even though you are mean I’ve decided to tell you what you need to know about your new job.

— Faux Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 4, 2014

The best thing: UNLIMITED KHAKIS AND HOODIES. Check the walk-in closet behind Tim Miles’ office by the Coke machine. OH GOD I MISS IT SO.

— Faux Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 4, 2014

I’ve heard there is free bubble gum near Shawn Eichorst’s office, but nobody knows where that is.

— Faux Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 4, 2014

IMPORTANT: DON’T HIRE YOUR BROTHER. OR AT LEAST MY BROTHER.

— Faux Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 4, 2014

Your boss won’t give you a specific number of games you have to win to not get fired, but here’s a hint: IT’S AT LEAST TEN.

— Faux Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 4, 2014

When you finish in the Top 20, they will require you to start finishing in the Top 15. When you do that, the Top 10. And then the Playoff.

— Faux Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 4, 2014

And if you make the Playoff a couple of times but lose, TAKE A WILD GUESS ABOUT WHAT THEY WILL REQUIRE NEXT.

— Faux Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 4, 2014

So while they say they just want you to get the program over the hump, there are actually about 37 humps, EACH ONE WAITING TO MAKE YOU SAD.

— Faux Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 4, 2014

Oh -- if people say that your real job is to lead young men & get high graduation rates & run a clean program, I WANT YOU TO LAUGH AT THEM.

— Faux Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 4, 2014

NO, I WANT YOU TO STAND UP AND POINT AT THEM AND LAUGH MANIACALLY UNTIL THEY CRY AND LEAVE THE ROOM.

— Faux Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 4, 2014

BECAUSE SUNDAY THEY HAD A 45 MINUTE PRESS CONFERENCE ABOUT HOW I GOT FIRED FOR NOT WINNING ENOUGH GAMES AND CHAMPIONSHIPS. AND THAT WAS IT.

— Faux Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 4, 2014

OK, good luck I guess. If you have questions call me at 1-800-IM-GETTING-SEVEN-MILLION-DOLLARS-TO-NOT-WORK-SO-FIGURE-IT-OUT-YOURSELF-SUCKA.

— Faux Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 4, 2014

BYE.

— Faux Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 4, 2014

The man behind the account previously said he's not sure if he'll still continue it, and it sounds like he's still on the fence, so let's all hope this isn't the last we've heard of the great @FauxPelini. 

- Molly Geary