The top 50 Shaq endorsements
Shaquille O'Neal turned 43 today, so it felt like a good time to celebrate all he's accomplished in his career. Not his basketball career -- his other job, as a pitchman for, um, everything. I do not use this word lightly, but there is LITERALLY no chance you haven't purchased or at least used a Shaq-backed product. None.
Shaq is such a businessman now that he actually uttered this sentence to the New York Times last year: “We’d like to see if we can create a little synergy under the Shaq umbrella."
Below are just 50 of the (probably) thousands of things under the Shaq umbrella, ranked in order of their value to mankind and/or deliciousness.
50. Sleep apnea mask
49. Power balance bracelet
48. iGO HEADPHONES
47. Susta sugar subsitute
46. Quick Sticks (GLUCOSE)
45. callsnap app
44. Apollo jets
(In case you're in the market, this is his favorite.)
43. Enlyten diet strips
42. Shaqdown app
41. Tout
40. Audemars piguet watches
39. Toys R Us (for charity)
38. Something called Blackphone
37. 24-Hour Fitness
Find a "Shaquille O'Neal Signature Club" near you!
36. Radio Shack
35. Soupman
34. Zales
33. Soda Shaq (Arizona Beverages)
32. Tiger Woods PGA Tour
31. Shaq Fu Punch (Arizona Beverages)
30. Muscle Milk
29. Little Shaq books
(They're not out yet.)
28. Dunkman shoes and apparel
27. Chris Christie
26. Harbin beer
25. Nintendo DS Tomodachi Life
24. Dove for Men
23. JCPenney (Shaq Select sneakers)
22. Macy's (suits)
21. Comcast
20. Monster speakers
19. Capelli slippers
18. Spalding
17. NBA 2K
16. Li-Ning shoes and apparel
15. Drone watches
14. vitaminwater
13. Gold Bond
12. Buick
11. Luv Shaq vodka*
*Pretty sure this never actually got released. Otherwise, it probably would have cracked the top 10.
10. Shaq Fu
9. Taco Bell
8. Nestle Crunch
7. Icy Hot
6. Mr. Big
5. Pepsi (Shaq Attack!)
4. Wheaties
3. Reebok
