The top 50 Shaq endorsements

Shaquille O'Neal turned 43 today, so it felt like a good time to celebrate all he's accomplished in his career. Not his basketball career -- his other job, as a pitchman for, um, everything. I do not use this word lightly, but there is LITERALLY no chance you haven't purchased or at least used a Shaq-backed product. None.

Shaq is such a businessman now that he actually uttered this sentence to the New York Times last year: “We’d like to see if we can create a little synergy under the Shaq umbrella."

Below are just 50 of the (probably) thousands of things under the Shaq umbrella, ranked in order of their value to mankind and/or deliciousness.

50. Sleep apnea mask

49. Power balance bracelet

48. iGO HEADPHONES

47. Susta sugar subsitute

46. Quick Sticks (GLUCOSE)

45. callsnap app

44. Apollo jets

(In case you're in the market, this is his favorite.)

43. Enlyten diet strips

42. Shaqdown app

41. Tout

40. Audemars piguet watches

39. Toys R Us (for charity)

38. Something called Blackphone

37. 24-Hour Fitness

Find a "Shaquille O'Neal Signature Club" near you!

36. Radio Shack

35. Soupman

34. Zales

33. Soda Shaq (Arizona Beverages)

32. Tiger Woods PGA Tour

31. Shaq Fu Punch (Arizona Beverages)

30. Muscle Milk

29. Little Shaq books

(They're not out yet.)

28. Dunkman shoes and apparel

27. Chris Christie

26. Harbin beer

25. Nintendo DS Tomodachi Life

24. Dove for Men

23. JCPenney (Shaq Select sneakers)

22. Macy's (suits)

21. Comcast

20. Monster speakers

19. Capelli slippers

18. Spalding

17. NBA 2K

16. Li-Ning shoes and apparel

15. Drone watches

14. vitaminwater

13. Gold Bond

12. Buick

11. Luv Shaq vodka*

*Pretty sure this never actually got released. Otherwise, it probably would have cracked the top 10.