Wednesday's P.M. Hot Clicks: Alyssa Miller, Offbeat Photos of the Week

Wednesday's PM Hot Clicks, March 18, lovely lady of the day

Andy Gray | Mar 18, 2015

Wednesday's P.M. Hot Clicks: Alyssa Miller, Offbeat Photos of the Week /

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Offbeat Photos of the Week

Wacky Sports Photos of the Week (March 11-17)

Arnold Schwarzenegger poses with staff at the Arnold Classic at The Melbourne Convention and Exhibition Centre.

Competitors prepare backstage for the Arnold Classic.

Larry Dixon's car snapped in two while going nearly 300 miles per hour at the Auto Plus Raceway drag racing event in Gainesville, Fla. Dixon, who was launched from the car, walked away from the crash unharmed.

Will Ferrell's day out at spring training with the Cubs in Arizona.

Kansas State's Justin Edwards gets a hand to the face from TCU's Karviar Shepherd. TCU won 67-65.

Forrest Robinson of the DePaul Blue Demons loses control of the ball against the Creighton Bluejays during the Big East basketball tournament,

Alain Grosclaude/Agence Zoom/Getty Images

Anthony Benna of France takes first place in the FIS Freestyle Skiing Dual Moguls in France.

Josh Reddick cheers on Will Ferrell acting as Rojo Johnson on the mound.

Brining a chair out seems a little too relaxed -- Spanish bullfighter Vicente Ruiz 'El Soro' performs in Valencia, Spain.

Ruby Walsh falls from Annie Power in The OLBG Mare' Hurdle Race at Cheltenham racecourse.

Wayne Rooney of Manchester United celebrates scoring his third goal by pretending to knock himself out.

Dorian Finney-Smith of the Florida Gators against Kentucky. Kentucky beat Florida 64-49 at the Bridgestone Arena.

Cyclists pile up moments after finishing stage 6 of the 2015 Le Tour de Langkawi from Maran to Karak.

Silly cricket fans during the 2015 Cricket World Cup Pool A match between England and Afghanistan.

Richmond guard ShawnDre' Jones battles for a rebound against VCU forward Treveon Graham. VCU won 70-67.

A Formula DJ called EJ performs with two women during the FIA Formula E Miami ePrix race in the streets of downtown Miami.

Sacramento Kings center DeMarcus Cousins reacts after being called for a foul in a game against the Atlanta Hawks. The Hawks won 110-103.

Jan Hejda and Tyson Barrie of the Colorado Avalanche crash into the goal as they defend an empty net against Jeff Carter of the Kings.

Jalynn McClain of Western Kentucky gets the charge call against Southern Mississippi.

Jonny King is shot off of Thunder and Roses in The Toby Balding National Hunt Steeple Chase in Cheltenham, England.

Jonathan Holmes of Texas chases a loose ball against Dustin Hogue of Iowa State.

Josh Scott of Colorado gets a pat on the head by Joseph Young of Oregon. Oregon won 93-85.

Justin Abdelkader of the Detroit Red Wings is sent airborne by Nicklas Grossmann of the Flyers after scoring a second-period goal.

Georgia forward Kenny Paul Geno flies over the back of South Carolina guard Sindarius Thornwell in the quarterfinal round of the Southeastern Conference tournament.

We usually stay clear of the Bieb in these galleries, but thought Shaquille O'Neal deserved the mention. Shaq was onstage during Justin Bieber's Comedy Central Roast.

Kevin Harvick celebrates in victory lane after winning the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series CampingWorld.com 500 at Phoenix International Raceway.

NASCAR fans in Phoenix.

Phil Forte III of Oklahoma State is upended by TaShawn Thomas of Oklahoma. Oklahoma won 64-49.

ShawnDre' Jones of Richmond fights for the ball against Treveon Graham of Virginia.

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Competitors perform during the Red Bull Jump & Freeze at Mzaar Ski Resort in Kfardebian, Lebanon.

Yankee Stadium as a soccer field as the New York City FC take on the New England Revolution in the inaugural game of the New York City FC at the Stadium.

Thomas Robinson of the 76ers collides with Brooklyn Nets' Thaddeus Young. Brooklyn won 94-87.

Travis Trice of Michigan State cuts under Josh Gasser of Wisconsin. Wisconsin defeated Michigan State 80-69 in overtime.

Justin Hamilton of the Timberwolves dives on top of Glen Davis of the Clippers in an attempt to get the ball.

From photography ace Arnold Schwarzenegger in Australia to Justin Bieber measuring Shaquille O'Neal's head with his hand, check out the week's wackiest photos in the above gallery (click here for the full-size version).

The Chinese Shaq Embarrasses Steph Marbury

Meet Han Dejun, a 7-foot-1, 300-pound center who plays for Liaoning of the Chinese Basketball League. You may know him better as the guy who destroyed Stephon Marbury during Game 4 of the CBA Finals.

The NFL's Smartest Player

I understand 15% of this tweet by Ravens lineman John Urschel, but I know he's way smarter than I'll ever be. Though if it were a contest about swimsuit models, pro wrestling and The Good Wife trivia, I'd destroy him.

My paper, A Cascadic Multigrid Algorithm for Computing the Fiedler Vector..., has been published in the Journal of Computational Mathematics
— John Urschel (@JohnCUrschel) March 18, 2015

P.M. Lovely Lady of the Day

I've never been to a rodeo, but if I ever attend one I hope every girl looks like Alyssa Miller. She earns LLOD honors (click here for full-size gallery).

Hot Clicks Giveaway: College Beach Towels

March Madness is here and the great people at The Northwest are so excited that they want to give away five NCAA beach towels to readers of Hot Clicks. They'll even allow you to choose the team! I'll send them to the 30th, 60th, 90th, 120th and 150th person who emails me (andy_gray@simail.com) the name of the Edmonton Oilers forward who bought a homeless man dinner. The answer was in A.M. Hot Clicks. Please make the subject line "The Northwest."

Need Help With Filling Out Your Bracket?

For those of you who might be waiting until the last hour to turn in your bracket, take a minute or so to look at some of SI.com's preview material. You can find a lot of it here--a preview of every team and every game of the Round of 64.

Random Fact I Learned Today

Did you know John Madden Football helped bring about NHL '94?

Only in Spring Training

Why is Rickie Weeks batting leadoff today? McClendon says Weeks has a dental appointment and move is designed to help him get three at-bats.
— Bob Dutton (@ByBobDutton) March 18, 2015

Mario Lemieux, Age 15

Rediscovered: 1981 photo of Guy Lafleur hits 1,000 points, cheered by 15 y/o fan Mario Lemieux. Feature coming today pic.twitter.com/Bbr4DoQVz1
— Dave Stubbs 🇨🇦 (@Dave_Stubbs) March 18, 2015

At Least Kevin Pillar Has a Sense of Humor About His Sneezing Injury

Jays outfielder Kevin Pillar, who injured an oblique sneezing, shows he has a sense of humor. pic.twitter.com/ycwV4SbwhA
— Jorge L. Ortiz (@jorgelortiz) March 18, 2015

Stan Van Gundy Disses Dave Joerger

Stan Van Gundy was in a rush. http://t.co/eLmuPlijPN
— HoopsHype (@hoopshype) March 18, 2015

I Love Everything About This Guy

Odds & Ends

Extra Mustard's predictions for WrestleMania 31 ... Is Cristiano Ronaldo heading to MLS in 2018? ... Stanley Cup playoff games will air on the USA Network this year. I hope it doesn't interfere with Monday Night Raw ... DeAndre Jordan picked his nose and J.J. Redick was his tissue ... Netflix additions (and subtractions) for April 2015 ... Protesters climbed a tree (and lived there) to object to the construction of a championship-caliber golf course in New Orleans ... These fans won the Florida Panthers 'Goal of a Lifetime' contest ... Vintage ads used to be quite offensive ... Scott Boras is angry with the Cubs' handling of his top prospect ... Love this Jimmy Kimmel/Matthew McConaughey commercial ... There's a recall on Kraft Mac & Cheese.

Patrick Kane and Jonathan Toews on a GoPro

FYI - Hockey is a fast-moving sport.

Mark Turgeon Pays Tribute to Dean Smith

This is a clip from HoopsU, which premieres tonight on Showtime. The show "peels back the curtain on the Fighting Irish's and Terrapins’ men’s basketball programs, offering viewers a front-row seat to the final month of conference play and the conference tournaments, culminating with Sunday’s tournament selection." This speech is magnificent.

Lie-Witness News

Kimmel sent his team to Austin for the South by Southwest music festival. He discovered many liars at the event.

NPR Tiny Desk Concert: Phoenix

Stripped down versions of Lisztomania and 1901.

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Published Mar 18, 2015

ANDY GRAY

A senior editor atSI.com, Andy Gray oversees Hot Clicks, Extra Mustard and the Swimsuit site. A Boston sports loyalist and Columbia graduate, he joined SI in 2005.