Cardinals fan has Busch Stadium mural painted on chest

The St. Louis Cardinals held their home opener on Monday and one of their fans decided to mark the occasion and the return of pleasant weather by forgoing a shirt in favor of a massive chest mural of Busch Stadium.

The St. Louis Cardinals held their home opener on Monday and one of their fans decided to mark the occasion and the return of pleasant weather by forgoing a shirt in favor of a massive chest mural of Busch Stadium.

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Why you’d want that picture on your phone is beyond me. pic.twitter.com/Pzh2Xq1B4C

— Dan Doelling (@dandoelling) April 13, 2015

A lot of credit should go to the artist, who did a pretty strong impressionist rendering of the ballpark, but their choice of canvas is certainly a little distracting.

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Sports Illustrated certainly knows a thing or two about body paint, and it would be hard to rank this fellow ahead of the likes of Erin Heatherton and Giancarlo Stanton.

- Brendan Maloy