Roger Goodell random NFL punishment generator

Allen Kim | Jul 28, 2015

Roger Goodell random NFL punishment generator /

NFL commissioner Roger Goodell has been far from consistent in handing out punishments to players and league personnel since taking over from Paul Tagliabue in 2006. An entire season for PacMan Jones in 2007? Two games for Ndamukong Suh for unnecessary roughness? Upholding a four-game for Tom Brady for his role in Deflategate?

Interested in finding out how Goodell might punish you for breaking the rules? Click on the "Hand Down Judgment" button and enter a crime, and scroll down below the image to see what fate the commissioner has in store for you.

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From the Offices of The Commish

Dear rule-breaker,

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The Commish

Published Jul 28, 2015

ALLEN KIM

Allen Kim serves as the Deputy Projects Editor for Sports Illustrated. In addition to working on the Special Projects team, he produces podcasts and is the lead front-end web developer for SI's Longform section. You can follow him on Twitter @allenxkim.