Tues. A.M. Hot Clicks: Elle Johnson; Chad Johnson Plays FIFA With Fans

Tues. A.M. Hot Clicks: lovely lady of the day Elle Johnson; Chad Johnson Plays FIFA With Fans

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Chad Johnson, FIFA Ambassador

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This is one of the more enjoyable stories of the summer. Chad Johnson was visiting Hampton, Va., and tweeted the following: "Anybody in Norfolk play FIFA15, I will come to your house & politely embarrass you on Xbox One in front of your family & friends..." Sure enough, someone responded with an address and Johnson took a 105-minute Uber ride to play against him. Worst of all, Johnson lost the game.

Best Sports Mazes

Rex Ryan is so popular in upstate New York that one fan used his corn field to crate this giant image of the Bills new coach. This inspired Fansided to find all the sports figures and teams that have been the subject of corn maze art (the Chicago White Sox one is my fave). 

Irony

The President of the French Bullfighting Association was gored while attending a bullfight.

Lovely Lady of the Day

Michigan SuperfanElle Johnson sent me some new photos. It would've made sense to profile her Monday for Tom Brady's birthday but, alas, I'm not that organized. Forgive me. Elle earns LLOD honors (here's the full-size gallery). 

One Way to Spend $179,000

A baseball card from the 1860s fetched over $179,000 at auction. It has been owned by the same family for 150 years.

Tinder for Successful People

The League, "a selective dating app for successful people," held a party in The Hamptons and I don't know what to make of it. Check out the photos and let me know your thoughts in the comment section below.

MSG Pays Tribute to Roddy Piper

"Rowdy" Roddy Piper - one of the all-time great performers @TheGarden and friend to us all. You will be missed. pic.twitter.com/tDI37tGsDf

— MSG (@TheGarden) August 3, 2015

Kissing Up to the QB

The @Colts T.Y. Hilton wears incredible Andrew Luck socks: http://t.co/LxAEPVYjIp pic.twitter.com/YdA5bNIN2c

— SB Nation (@SBNation) August 4, 2015

Love This Helmet

The new Oklahoma State "icy white" helmet is making me feel things. pic.twitter.com/tXC53W1xW5

— Yves Batoba (@YBatoba) August 3, 2015

Brandon Armstrong Imitates Kobe

Kobe Bryant (@kobebryant) Be Like… 😂😂
FT: @That_Guyy23 pic.twitter.com/f74DsGJJsi

— Dot (@BdotAdot5) August 3, 2015

Odds & Ends

The Browns have brought adoptable puppies to training camp and over 25 families have fans left the facility with new pets ... The five longest home runs of July ... The Raptors revealed four new uniforms for next season, with an assist from Drake ... Blue Jays analystGreg Zaunn had some pointed words for Yordano Ventura ... Props to Braves catcher A.J. Pierzynskifor trying to frame a pitch that bounced in the dirt ... Mike Hessman broke the minor-league record with his 433rd career home run ... Did you knowKlay Thompson's brother plays for the White Sox? ... Former college football analyst Craig James is suing Fox Sports for religious discrimination ... The Cincinnati Bearcats revealed their new Under Armour football uniforms ... Tim Tebow has been impressing his teammates in Eagles camp ... This is sad: A photo of Bobbi Kristina Brownin her casket 'is sold for six figures' ... 

WWE Pays Tribute to Roddy Piper

This led off Monday Night Raw.

Rory McIlroy Trick Golf Shots

Rory teamed up with the Bryan Brothers for some trick shot fun.

Ronaldo Goes Undercover

The Real Madrid star plays street soccer while undercover.

Posted by

Cristiano Ronaldo

on Monday, August 3, 2015

People are going to think that I’m crazy!#LIVELIFELOUDwww.ebay.com/roc

Glycerine

My wife texted me the news Monday thatGwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale are getting divorced, adding "if Gwen and Gavin are over then love doesn't exist." It's sad but we'll always have this version of Glycerine (featuring Gwen) to remember them by.

Glycerine Bonus: Gwen kind of destroyed that version, and not in a good way. Here's a better (Stefani-less) one.

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