Brewers giving away talking Bob Uecker alarm clocks next season

The number of fan giveaways handed out each season are immense, and while there are occasionally fun bobbleheads, gnomes or other tchotchkes, they are generally fairly uninteresting. The Brewers, however, have stumbled upon giveaway greatness.

The number of fan giveaways handed out each season are immense, and while there are occasionally fun bobbleheads, gnomes or other tchotchkes, they are generally fairly uninteresting. The Brewers, however, have stumbled upon giveaway greatness.

Next season, on July 10, Milwaukee will be handing out Bob Uecker talking alarm clocks to fans; clocks that feature a play on the beloved broadcaster and Major League star’s signature home run call, waking fans up to “Get up, get up, get out of...bed!”

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The team has also revealed give away’s for a throwback 1980’s bobblehead, as well as a barking BobbleHank for the Brewers’ adorable adopted pet dog, but those pale in comparison to the joy that will be waking up every morning by getting yelled at by an American treasure like Bob Uecker.

– Brendan Maloy