Places to stand in an elevator, ranked

A ranking of places to stand in an elevator.

Here are the best places to stand in an elevator, ranked. 

9. Middle, second row.

8. Right, front row by the buttons.

7. Middle, front row.

6. Left, front row.

5. Left, second row. 

4. Right, second row.

3. Left, back row.

2. Right, back row.

1. Middle, back row leaning on the rail.  

Here is a visual aid:

Art by Dan Gartland