Tom Brady is selling a $200 cookbook

Ever wanted to...cook like Tom Brady?

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Ever wanted to cook like Tom Brady?

Well, I guess you can now.

Enter the “TB12 Nutrition Manual” (read: cookbook), selling for a cool $200, described as a “living document” that contains “core TB12 nutritional philosophies” and 89 “seasonally inspired recipes” to be cooked by your Brady-loving hands.

One of the items is “Sweet Potato Gnocchi with Escarole.” 

What’s an escarole? Is that a snail?

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At least we know Brady will eat well while not playing football. The cookbook has a wooden cover (!!!) and the description promises to send new pages as recipes are updated and modified. (WHOA!)

Do you have $200?

Then click here. Or eat McDonald’s for an entire month.