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Oh No He Didn't!
Ciara, the fiancé of commencement speech exaggerator Russell Wilson, had a rough day in court on Tuesday. She wanted sole custody of her son, but the judge didn't buy the argument that Future (the father) is a bad dad. They now have joint custody. Not sure why but this prompted Patriots linebacker Jamie Collins to send this awesome/not that nice meme.
Whoops!
Of all the dumb tattoo stories, this may be the dumbest.
Athletes in High School Yearbooks
High School Yearbook Photos of Famous Sports Figures
James Harden

Artesia High School circa 2007
Kevin Love

Lake Oswego High School circa 2006
Chris Paul

West Forsyth High School circa 2003
Darrelle Revis

Aliquippa High School circa 2003
Sidney Crosby

Harrison Trimble High School circa 2003
LeBron James

St. Vincent-St. Mary High School circa 2002
Carmelo Anthony

Oak Hill Academy circa 2002
Aaron Rodgers

Pleasant Valley High School circa 2001
Ben Roethlisberger

Findlay High School circa 2000
Natalie Coughlin

Caroldelet High School circa 2000
Eli Manning

Isidore Newman High School circa 1999
Philip Rivers

Athens High School circa 1999
Wes Welker

Heritage Hall School circa 1999
Tony Romo

Burlington High School circa 1998
Albert Pujols

Fort Osage High School circa 1998
CC Sabathia

Vallejo High School circa 1998
Ryan Howard

Lafayette High School circa 1997
Danica Patrick

Hononegah Community High School circa 1997
Kobe Bryant

Lower Merion High School circa 1996
Drew Brees

Westlak High School circa 1996
Brian Urlacher

Lovington High School circa 1996
Chad Johnson

Miami Beach High School circa 1996
Tom Brady

Junipero Serra High School circa 1995
Paul Pierce

Indlewood High School circa 1995
Hines Ward

Forest Park High School circa 1995
Roy Halladay

Arvada West High School circa 1995
Peyton Manning

Isidore Newman High School circa 1994
Tiger Woods

Western High School circa 1994
Ray Lewis

Kathleen High School circa 1993
Jimmie Johnson

Granite Hills High School circa 1993
Kevin Harvick

North High School circa 1993
Derek Jeter

Central High School circa 1992
Alex Rodriguez

Westminster Christian School circa 1992
Steve Nash

Saint Michaels School circa 1992
Dale Earnhardt Jr.

Mooresville High School circa 1992
Zach Thomas

Pampa High School circa 1991
Jeff Gordon

Tri-West Hendricks High School circa 1989
John Lynch

Torrey Pines High School circa 1989
Ken Griffey Jr.

Archbishop Moeller High School circa 1987
Brett Favre

North Central High School circa 1986
Barry Bonds

Junipero Serra High School circa 1982
Michael Jordan

Laney High School circa 1981
Charles Barkley

Leeds High School circa 1981
Mark McGwire

Damien High School circa 1981
Adam Silver

Rye High School circa 1980
Roger Clemens

Spring Woods High School circa 1980
Chris Chelios

Mira Mesa High School circa 1980
Clyde Drexler

Sterling High School circa 1979
Cal Ripken Jr.

Aberdeen High School circa 1978
Rickey Henderson

Technical High School circa 1976
Larry Bird

Springs Valley High School circa 1974
Bill Belichick

Phillips Academy Andover circa 1970
Walter Payton

Columbia High School circa 1970
Lynn Swann

Junipero Serra High School circa 1970
Ron Guidry

Northside High School circa 1968
Tony La Russa

Jefferson High School circa 1962
Joe Namath

Beaver Falls High School circa 1961
Joe Torre

James Madison High School circa 1958
Dick Vitale

East Rutherford High School circa 1958
Mike Ditka

Aliquippa High School circa 1956
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Greatest Athlete Performances on the Big Screen
I hate to say it, but LeBron in Trainwreck is my favorite. I wanted to hate it but he was really funny. He deserved better than No. 12.
Andre the Giant Rides a Plane
Thanks to the Squared Circle subreddit for the tip.
And Then a Hero Comes Along
Heroic dog given medal after saving a woman's life https://t.co/Z2AcloBtDV pic.twitter.com/nBWBsInum8
— Mashable (@mashable) May 18, 2016
Seems Like a Good Deal
Gucci Basket Darko Hi-Tops in Grape ($1,250) pic.twitter.com/z33dlaHjzs
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) May 18, 2016
I Can See This Happening

Odds & Ends
Andrew Luck is such a nerd and I love it ... Bill Belichick is shirtless and on a boat ... Peyton Manning now has his own beer ... I hope this young A's fan got her number ... The most incredible things ever found in attics.
Stephen A. Smith Videobomb
Mark Richt Knows Jeans
Did you know Mark Richt once appeared in a 1980s ad for Italian jeans?Check out the hunk skipping rope at the six-second mark.
Hero
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