J.R. Smith is still not wearing a shirt

J.R. Smith has yet to find a shirt befitting his new championship status

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Sometime during the champagne-soaked celebration in the Cavaliers locker room on Sunday, J.R. Smith removed his jersey, and from that time on the sharpshooter has not bothered to cover his upper body up for more than a few moments.

Even in a fancy Las Vegas nightclub, Smith defied the universal “No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service” edict, although no one at the establishment tried to get him to put his shirt back on, because who would dare kill J.R. Smith’s vibe.

J.R. Smith, ladies and gentlemen. pic.twitter.com/VILj1X5e35

— Arash Markazi (@ArashMarkazi) June 20, 2016

When Smith arrived for the Cavaliers parade on Wednesday though, he broke a nation’s heart by covering up his tattooed torso.

The Cavs players just arrived at The Q for the start of the parade and in a shocker of all shockers, J.R. Smith actually has a shirt on

— Dave McMenamin (@mcten) June 22, 2016

Smith could not be held back by fabric for long though and ditched the top before starting down the parade route.

J.R. Smith going shirtless again. pic.twitter.com/J7QxBSwrJf

— Chris Haynes (@ChrisBHaynes) June 22, 2016

OK, now he's shirtless. A fan just yelled: "Never put on a shirt again!" pic.twitter.com/1YFbFlY6CG

— Dave McMenamin (@mcten) June 22, 2016

Currently.#CavsParade || #OneForTheLand https://t.co/7supMRo8f3

— Cleveland Cavaliers (@cavs) June 22, 2016

JR SMITH. @sportingnews pic.twitter.com/SedTRoT4t1

— Sean Gentille (@seangentille) June 22, 2016

Swish & Larry. 🏆 #OneForTheLand pic.twitter.com/XZM1sTltKp

— Cleveland Cavaliers (@cavs) June 22, 2016

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Smith’s carefree attitude is influencing his teammates as well.

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Live look at the Cavs 😂 pic.twitter.com/TxKa114KLq

— Fadeaway World (@FadeawayWorld) June 22, 2016

Some fans tired to help Smith by building him a giant new shirt out of paper.

Missing something, @TheRealJRSmith? pic.twitter.com/f8N8ozTUrT

— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) June 22, 2016

J.R. told the crowd he gave his dad his shirt after Game 7 and hasn’t put it on since.

JR Smith at the Cavs parade, confirms he gave his shirt to his dad after Game 7 and "haven't put one on again since" pic.twitter.com/DYQYrDcn7T

— Rachel Nichols (@Rachel__Nichols) June 22, 2016

Hopefully Adam Silver is currently adjusting the arcane NBA rule requiring each player to wear a jersey to better accommodate Smith’s new lifestyle.