Metta World Peace would add beer-thrower from ‘Malice at The Palace’ and Ben Wallace to cabinet as president

It’s Election Day, which means hundreds of athletes are firing off political tweets. As always, though, no one is operating on the same level of Metta World Peace.
Metta World Peace would add beer-thrower from ‘Malice at The Palace’ and Ben Wallace to cabinet as president
Metta World Peace would add beer-thrower from ‘Malice at The Palace’ and Ben Wallace to cabinet as president /

It’s Election Day, which means hundreds of athletes are firing off political tweets. As always, though, no one is operating on the same level of Metta World Peace.

World Peace (it never gets old referring to him by his last name) posted a long list of plans if elected president on Tuesday, and mentioned that he would add the beer-thrower from the infamous Pacers–Pistons brawl, as well as Ben Wallace and Al Gore to his cabinet.

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He also threw out some other interesting policies:

And, his regime would be big on stolen memes:

The first time Metta has ever tweeted a bad tweet.


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Kenny Ducey
KENNY DUCEY

Kenny Ducey writes baseball, basketball and off-beat stories for SI.com. He is a member of the Baseball Writers’ Association of America, and an editor at Baseball Prospectus.