Monday’s Hot Clicks: Iowa’s Jordan Bohannon Holds March Madness Rug Hostage—To Make a Statement

Jordan Bohannon wants NCAA players to be able to make money, and he’s not above swiping a rug to make it happen.

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Let us make money and the rug doesn’t get hurt

The Wall Street Journal ran a story this weekend about how the March Madness rugs that can be found in team’s locker rooms are the must-have souvenir for NCAA tournament participants. Just like going home with a few extra towels from a hotel, players like to swipe the rugs when they skip town—sometimes scheming days in advance how they’ll abscond with them.

The Iowa Hawkeyes were no exception to the trend and once the string of thefts was uncovered, star guard Jordan Bohannon saw a negotiation opportunity. 

Bohannon, whose three older brothers also played college hoops, isn’t shy to rib the NCAA over the way it treats athletes, whether it’s over the organization preventing his postgame snack or snapping back at a bad tweet about free WiFi. 

But the rug tweet may have crossed a line, because Bohannon later issued an apology touting “the incredible opportunities” of NCAA participation. 

Bohannon is only a junior, so he has to be careful not to upset the NCAA too much. But it’s clear he feels strongly about the way the system treats athletes, so you can bet on him taking the gloves off next season.

That’s it for Zion

Michigan State ended Zion Williamson’s college career with a thrilling victory over Duke in the Elite Eight yesterday. Zion achieved what should be impossible—getting the majority of America to pull for Duke. It would have been amazing to see him on the stage of the Final Four and for even more people to discover him on that stage. I wanted his college career to go on for as long as possible because we’ll never get to see him so thoroughly outmatch his opponents on a physical level again. 

The best of SI

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Around the sports world

The NFL wanted to cut down a bunch of cherry blossom trees in Nashville for the draft but the city overruled the league. ... An auctioneer believes Zion Williamson’s busted shoe could fetch as much as $250,000, but no one knows where it is. ... Christian Yelich tied an MLB record by hitting a homer in each of his team’s first four games, then added a walk-off hit in the ninth. 

It turns out brackets are hard

They rolled Toomer’s Corner after Auburn beat Kentucky

I can’t stop watching this

Wayne Rooney still has it

This kid loves rugby

This is a baseball thing, believe it or not

Ready to feel old?

This is spot-on

Yes, those are teeth marks

Wow. 📸 #PriceAli pic.twitter.com/pW0vcBV54q

— DAZN Boxing (@DAZNBoxing) March 30, 2019

Undefeated Kash Ali earned his first career loss after being disqualified for biting his opponent. 

Philly fans love their former players

“First team defense chants for Robert Covington.”

These fans all flew from Philadelphia. pic.twitter.com/z1cnhpzaxR

— Dane Moore (@DaneMooreNBA) March 31, 2019

Why not even Steve Nash could shoot 100% on free throws

A lot happened in six seconds

Johnny Manziel’s AAF career went south quickly

Johnny Manziel now listed out for the game. pic.twitter.com/MK1TyrgKhO

— The Alliance (@TheAAF) March 30, 2019

Manziel was pulled from Saturday night’s game after taking a knee to the head.

Not sports

A comedian is poised to become president of Ukraine. ... Newsday scored an interview with a 102-year-old former mob boss who had never before spoken to the media. ... A California deliveryman was busted on camera sneaking a sip of the milkshake he was delivering. ... L.A. rapper Nipsey Hussle was killed in a shooting at his clothing store. 

This tweet reeks of AXE

pic.twitter.com/JRQx94NeaV

— Smash Mouth (@smashmouth) March 31, 2019

A classic pairing

I haven’t seen a deadpan this perfect

this is the funniest start to an interview i have ever seen i love robert smith man pic.twitter.com/7H4okzPX0L

— alys⚡️ (@_jxnesyy) March 30, 2019

This is stupid but hilarious

Billy Corgan rides a rollercoaster pic.twitter.com/rgaizgpMbs

— kate bush's husband (@airbagged) March 31, 2019

When you open a can of Coke on the bottom of the ocean

A good song

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