45 Fantasy Football Team Names to Make Your League Laugh (or Groan)

Need a name for your fantasy football team? We have you covered. 
45 Fantasy Football Team Names to Make Your League Laugh (or Groan)
45 Fantasy Football Team Names to Make Your League Laugh (or Groan) /

A good team name won’t make or break your fantasy football season, but it can salvage it. If your team goes down the tubes thanks to a combination of injuries and poor drafting (as it always does), then a clever name can at least limit the embarrassment. Try these on for size.

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• Any Size McCaffrey Coffee

• Cohen’s Fashion Optical

• He Went to Jared

The chart-topping hit

• Horses in the Dak

• Here’s to You, Allen Robinson

• Kerryon My Wayward Son

• The Ballage Dropout

A Drake reference

• In My Thielens

• Keke, Do You Love Me?

• Hotline Sterling

• You Used to Call Me on My Renfrow

The obscure reference no one will probably get

• Gamer Gurley Bathwater

• John Brown’s Body

• Bilal Guys

• Royce Freeman Da 5'11"

Only for ’90s kids

• The Miles Sanders Show

• Jack Doyle Rules!

• Judge Ito

• Fuller House

• Peyton “The Barber” Beefcake

• Hey Darnold

• Sanu Pornographers

• I Like Wil Lutz and I Cannot Lie

Only for people with kids

• Baby Chark

• Dalvinnnnnn!!!

• Dalvin and the Chipmunks

• Fuller House

For gamers

• King Dede(de)

• Fournette Battle Royale

• Super Mariota Bros.

Classic literature

• Waiting for Goedert

• Brate Expectations

• For Whom the Le’Veon Tolls

• Dr. Odell and Mr. Hyde

• Agholord of the Rings

The same hack name you use every year

• Easy Brees-y

• Honey Funchess of Oats

• Penny for Your Thoughts

Even more to choose from

• Hot Gurley Summer

• Golden Tate Warriors

• Fuller House

• Gore: Ragnarok

• Enunwa Ya Business

• Le’Veon Quotidien

• Forgive and Fournette

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Dan Gartland
DAN GARTLAND

Dan Gartland is the writer and editor of Sports Illustrated’s flagship daily newsletter, SI:AM, covering everything an educated sports fan needs to know. He joined the SI staff in 2014, having previously been published on Deadspin and Slate. Gartland, a graduate of Fordham University, is a former Sports Jeopardy! champion (Season 1, Episode 5).