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Zac Taylor Got Carded at a Bar After the Bengals’ Big Playoff Win

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To be fair, he does look younger than 38

Even after winning the franchise’s first playoff game in 31 years, Bengals coach Zac Taylor is still pretty anonymous in Cincinnati.

Following Saturday’s win over the Raiders, Taylor dropped in at the Mt. Lookout Tavern on his way back home and surprised a bunch of fans with a game ball in a moment that went viral on social media.

“It was what I pictured,” Taylor told The MMQB’s Albert Breer. “It was packed. It was a good scene. People had been there for a while, having a good time, which is what I was hoping for. So it was fun to be able to share that with those people.”

In the video, it seems like everyone in the place was thrilled to see Taylor show up. But the person working the door had no idea who he was.

During an appearance on Good Morning Football on Thursday, Bengals tight end C.J. Uzomah revealed a slightly embarrassing detail about his coach’s night out.

“Since Coach kinda threw me under the bus last time I was on [the show], he got ID’d when he went to that bar, by the way. So we got a kick out of that,” Uzomah said.

I don’t know if Taylor should be flattered or annoyed that the bouncer wasn’t convinced he was over 21. He’s 38 (the second-youngest head coach in the NFL this year, behind only 35-year-old Sean McVay) and he’s got the kind of boyish face that makes it easy to mistake him for someone much younger, especially in the dim light of a crowded bar. Plus, the description of the scene Taylor gave Breer makes it sound like the bouncer had a busy night. They probably weren’t able to catch much of the game and go, “Hey, that’s the guy from TV.”

The Bengals hope the game ball delivery is a new tradition in Cincinnati. Uzomah brought one to a place called Walt’s Hitching Post in Fort Wright, Ky., but it doesn’t sound like he had any trouble getting in. If Taylor wants to bring another one to Mt. Lookout Tavern if Cincinnati beats the Titans on Saturday, at least they’ll know who he is. 

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Dan Gartland is the writer and editor of Sports Illustrated’s flagship daily newsletter, SI:AM, covering everything an educated sports fan needs to know. He joined the SI staff in 2014, having previously been published on Deadspin and Slate. Gartland, a graduate of Fordham University, is a former Sports Jeopardy! champion (Season 1, Episode 5).

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