Shaq Took a Sick Day and Got Absolutely Roasted by His ‘Inside the NBA’ Colleagues
1. Could we be honest with one another for a moment? It’s just me and you here and many of you have been with me since the Hot Clicks days, so we can trust one another.
Anytime a coworker calls out sick, you never fully believe said coworker is sick. Even if you know that coworker is sick, there is a tiny part of you that thinks, “Oh, they just stay in bed, binge-watch a show and fart around all day.”
Now, I would never say this out loud. And most of you reading this would never say this out loud. But we’re not Charles Barkley and Kenny Smith, who had no problem mocking Shaq for calling out sick and missing Thursday’s Inside the NBA.
Before Ernie Johnson could even announce that Shaq wasn’t feeling well, Barkley started right in and made reference to the fact that Johnson, Barkley and Smith had hosted the show for years before Shaq joined.
“This is like 13 years ago,” said Johnson. “It’s just the three of us.”
“You know what Kenny called those?” asked Barkley. “The good old days.”
When Johnson then told the audience Shaq wasn’t feeling well, Barkley said, “Please stop it.”
The Inside the NBA graphics department even got in on the action, airing a photo of Shaq sitting on the couch wrapped in a blanket.
Barkley continued, “Just go down the street. You’ll see him at the hookah bar.”
Smith then got in his shots. “If he took off and stayed in Atlanta, he’s an idiot. If I take off, I’m gonna be in Tahiti.”
When Johnson tried to explain that Shaq was sick, Smith said, “He’s not sick. Stop it. He’s not sick.”
Then all three piled on with Johnson telling Shaq to “man up,” while Smith told Shaq to just “rub some Icy Hot on it,” and Barkley implored Shaq to “bring his ass to the studio.”
This was perfect television from the greatest sports studio show of all time for some simple reason: It was totally relatable.
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