Kansas City Milk Company Trolls Eagles About Chiefs’ Super Bowl Win

Leave it to a milk company to get in on the post-Super Bowl taunting.
Kansas City Milk Company Trolls Eagles About Chiefs’ Super Bowl Win
Kansas City Milk Company Trolls Eagles About Chiefs’ Super Bowl Win /

It’s now been over two months since Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs secured the Super Bowl LVII title over the Eagles, but that doesn’t mean some good old-fashioned taunting can’t still exist.

Especially from a milk company.

That’s right, Shatto Milk Company based out of Kansas City fired a nice shot across the bow at Eagles fans with its limited edition “Eagle Tears” milk. The Eagle Tears bottle is complete with the date of the Super Bowl, 2.12.23, written across the front of the bottle.

On the back of the bottle, the milk company added a few lines further trolling Eagles fans.

“Have you ever tasted eagle tears before? Neither had we. But we gotta say, we weren’t expecting their flavor profile to so closely resemble cheesecake. Cheesesteak, maybe. But not cheesecake. Bottling them was no easy feat. We had to conquer the West, defend our home turf (twice!) and travel all the way to the desert and back...Make no mistake, Kansas City. The contents of this bottle are very precious cargo. Savor it.”

There is no statute of limitations on celebrating a Super Bowl title, as the Shatto Milk Company has proven with the limited edition milk release.


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Mike McDaniel
MIKE MCDANIEL

Mike McDaniel is a staff writer on the Breaking and Trending News team at Sports Illustrated, where he has worked since January 2022. His work has been featured at InsideTheACC.com, SB Nation, FanSided and more. McDaniel hosts the Hokie Hangover Podcast, covering Virginia Tech athletics, as well as Basketball Conference: The ACC Football Podcast. Outside of work, he is a husband and father, and an avid golfer.