Tweets of the Week

SI Staff | Jan 13, 2010

Tweets of the Week

Chad Ochocinco

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<i>Tiger's new relationship advisor:</i><br><br> Best option for a man who thinks he will cheat is an open relationship, I'm talking wide open like I am on sundays, yes that open! Be great<br>10:27 AM, Dec 3

Marcus Williams

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<i>Now that takes all the fun out of it.</i><br><br> My Mom texts me and says "so what u gettin me on ur bday?" <br>10:16 AM, Dec 3

Lance Armstrong

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Woke up this morning and for a good 5 mins I had no clue where I was. Can you say, travel too much??<br>9:45 AM, Dec 3<br><br> <i>... Florida's Carlos Dunlap (inset) had the same problem when he woke up on Tuesday morning.</i>

Reggie Bush

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My dog snores so loud I can't fall asleep!!!! I even hit him with a pillow! Lol!<br>3:38 AM, Dec 2<br><br> <i>There must be an As Seen On TV product that can help him here.</i>

Darnell Dockett

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<i>There are some things that shouldn't be put on Twitter... this is one of them: </i><br><br> I just took a hot steamy shower alll glass showers and mirrors with- MJ song " human nature" playini should have you tube that s*it twitpic!<br>11:28 PM, Dec 2

Mark Cuban

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<i>Here's how the Nets can keep their fans:</i> <br><br>If fans boo, just hit em w a 'who wants a t shirt' they will cheer for anyone<br>9:44 PM, Dec 2

Dick Vitale

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<i>He likes it, he really really likes it:</i> <br><br>Jeter is the perfect choice by SI as 2009 Sportsman of the Year!<br>8:45 AM Dec 1

Kasey Kahne

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Lol<br>11:29 AM Nov 30<br><br><i>Care to share with the crowd there Kahne?</i>

Chris Douglas Roberts

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I dozed off & woke back up to tweet that. Nighttt!<br>3:36AM Dec 2<br><br> <i>Now that is dedication.</i>

Mike Sims-Walker

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<i>Walker's taken one hit to the head too many:</i><br><br> u betta cause im going in choppa choppa im at ya head -- yall got 2 slam that bi young take ya helmet off -- he is not bout that life!!!<br>10:20 PM, Nov 28