Tweets of the Week

Author:
SI Staff
Publish date:
Jan 13, 2010

Tweets of the Week

Shaquille O'Neal

If u feel alone and by yourself, look in the mirror, and wow, there's two of you. Be who you are. Who are you. I am me. Ugly, lol. Shaq 11:18 PM Dec 15 Has Shaq been talking to A-Rod about looking in the mirror?

Michelle Wie

i want onesies with like spaceships on them or something so i look extra mature...hehe 9:04 AM Dec 14 Corrupt is to pure what Tiger is to Michelle.

Serena Williams

How do I make beans?? My mom is not answering her phone!! Hurry!! I just boil them for like what 3 hrs?? 2:24 PM Dec 13 According to the all-knowing Wikipedia, Serena has made $28,506,993. Maybe it's time to hire a chef.

Chad Ochocinco

Grandma just called and we talked for a while, at the end before we hung up she said go get em TIGER --should I be offended 5:02 PM Dec 12 Even Ochocinco is keeping his distance from Tiger.

Denny Hamlin

Heading down to charlotte for a gillette young guns commercial. I think I'm in a shower scene??? 8:57 AM Dec 14 Without any Tiger, Gillette has to spice it up somehow.

Jared Dudley

Maybe the new look will make him aerodynamic. Just got a fresh cut.. We play Portland on TNT tomorrow.. Gotta look good to play good right? Tough place to play, can't wait til tip off 11:39 PM Dec 16

Bryant McKinnie

Leaving out the restaurant a women asks 4 my autograph and wants me 2 put my phone # on there as well. Let's be serious! Not gonna happen! 9:40 PM Dec 16 Pro athletes and their "problems."

Ron Artest

In defense of Tiger: MY LETTER TO TIGER www.ronartest.com/blog 7:37 AM Dec 15

Brian Kelly

Spent most of the morning on the phone with recruits. House got egged last night and the sign on the lawn wasn't a FOR SALE sign. 1:00 PM Dec 13 Suspect List: The entire city of Cincinnati.