Tweets of the Week

SI Staff | Jan 13, 2010

Tweets of the Week

Shaquille O'Neal

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If u feel alone and by yourself, look in the mirror, and wow, there's two of you. Be who you are. Who are you. I am me. Ugly, lol. Shaq<br>11:18 PM Dec 15<br><br><i>Has Shaq been talking to A-Rod about looking in the mirror?</i>

Michelle Wie

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i want onesies with like spaceships on them or something so i look extra mature...hehe <br>9:04 AM Dec 14<br><br><i>Corrupt is to pure what Tiger is to Michelle.</i>

Serena Williams

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How do I make beans?? My mom is not answering her phone!! Hurry!! I just boil them for like what 3 hrs??<br>2:24 PM Dec 13<br><br><i>According to the all-knowing Wikipedia, Serena has made $28,506,993. Maybe it's time to hire a chef.</i>

Chad Ochocinco

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Grandma just called and we talked for a while, at the end before we hung up she said go get em TIGER --should I be offended <br>5:02 PM Dec 12<br><br><i>Even Ochocinco is keeping his distance from Tiger.</i>

Denny Hamlin

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Heading down to charlotte for a gillette young guns commercial. I think I'm in a shower scene??? <br>8:57 AM Dec 14<br><br><i>Without any Tiger, Gillette has to spice it up somehow.</i>

Jared Dudley

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<i>Maybe the new look will make him aerodynamic.</i><br><br>Just got a fresh cut.. We play Portland on TNT tomorrow.. Gotta look good to play good right? Tough place to play, can't wait til tip off <br>11:39 PM Dec 16

Bryant McKinnie

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Leaving out the restaurant a women asks 4 my autograph and wants me 2 put my phone # on there as well. Let's be serious! Not gonna happen!<br>9:40 PM Dec 16<br><br> <i>Pro athletes and their "problems."</i>

Ron Artest

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<i>In defense of Tiger:</i><br><br> MY LETTER TO TIGER www.ronartest.com/blog<br>7:37 AM Dec 15

Brian Kelly

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Spent most of the morning on the phone with recruits. House got egged last night and the sign on the lawn wasn't a FOR SALE sign.<br>1:00 PM Dec 13<br><br> <i>Suspect List: The entire city of Cincinnati. </i>